August 12th, 2006
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: “For Women Only”.
Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in. The Bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. “We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It’s easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what’s inside.”
So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: “All the men here have it short and thin.” The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.
The sign on the second floor reads: “All the men here have it long and thin.” Still, this isn’t good enough so the friends continue on up.
They reach the third floor and the sign reads: “All the men here have it short and thick.” They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left, they continued on up.
On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: “All the men here have it long and thick.” The women get all excited and are going in when they realize that there is still one floor left.
Wondering what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth floor. There they find a sign that reads: “There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman.”
Posted in Adult Jokes | No Comments »
August 11th, 2006
Sample Pictures of FTV Selena
Yet another of the fine girls to come out of FTV Girls is the very sexy Selena. This babe is only 18 years old and has the firm breasts and tight ass to prove it. And that beautiful smile makes her look so innocent… but when you see what I’ve seen, you’ll know she’s not that innocent!
Selena seems to be willing to use anything she can get her hands on to masturbate when she’s in the mood. Some of things I’ve seen her use include a set of beads, a popsicle, kitchen utensils and even  her sexy shoes! When Selena needs to cum, she’s gonna cum!
Anyway, check out the sample gallery above then check out FTV Girls to see Selena enjoying every inch of herself with anything she can find!
Click Here to See More of Selena at FTV Girls
‘Til Later
Unkie Steve
Posted in Teens Nude | No Comments »
August 10th, 2006
A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is an American. She asks her students to raise their hands if they were American too. Not really knowing why but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like flashy fireworks. There is, however, one exception. A girl named Kristen has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. “Because I am not an American.”
“Then”, asks the teacher, “What are you?”
“I’m a proud Canadian,” boasts the little girl.
The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Kristen why she is a Canadian. “Well, my mom and dad are Canadians, so I’m a Canadian too.”
The teacher is now angry. “That’s no reason,” she says loudly. “What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron. What would you be then?”
A pause, and a smile. “Then,” says Kristen, “I’d be an American.”
Posted in Adult Jokes | No Comments »
August 8th, 2006
FTV Erika Picture Gallery
Here’s another sexy teen named Erika. This 19 year old has done it all for FTV Girls. From her first visit where she just posed nude for the camera… to her second visit where she masturbated herself to orgasm five times in under half an hour!
Then for her third visit she was 8 months pregnant and lactating, but that didn’t stop her from masturbating to orgasm again. Then she still came back 3 more times after that for even more fun and surprises.
It comes as no surprise that she was voted as one of the most popular FTV Girls ever! Everything she has done (including self fisting!) is on loads of pics and video inside the members area right now waiting for you to download. In fact there’s over 2000 mb of content of Erika alone, not too mention all the other sexy girls!
Click Here for more of Erika at FTV Girls
‘Til Later
Unkie Steve
Posted in Teens Nude | No Comments »
August 7th, 2006
Vanessa Teen Sample Gallery
A naughty girl with an innocent look, Vanessa Teen is only 18 years old and knows how to work herself into a thriving orgasm with her nice assortment of toys.
In the teen picture gallery above you’ll see Vanessa outside, slowly stripping down til she’s totally naked and rubbing that big orange dildo over her petite body. If you want to see that dildo sliding in and out of her tight snatch though, you’ll have to become one of her many adoring members.
At under twenty bucks a month it’s not a bad deal, especially considering you also get access to some of her friends sites as a free bonus. If you do join, don’t bother with the trial… ten bucks for three days and recurs at a higher price if you don’t cancel, not worth it, go for (at least) the month!
Click Here for Vanessa Teen’s Website
‘Til Later
Unkie Steve
Posted in Teens Nude | No Comments »
August 6th, 2006
A guy walked up to a beautiful young woman in a bar. “Do you mind if I ask you a personal question?” he said to her.
“I don’t know,” replied the beautiful young woman. “It depends how personal it is.” “OK,” the guy said. “How many men have you slept with?”
“I’m not going to tell you that!” the woman exclaimed. “That’s my business!”
“Sorry,” said the guy, “I didn’t realize you made a living out of it.”
Posted in Adult Jokes | No Comments »
August 5th, 2006
Fiona Luv Sample Gallery
I’ve seen Fiona’s site a dozen and one times over the last year or so and never real thought much about her, so never bothered to promote her site at all. Then the other day I was told I should actually look at some of her pics and I’d understand why she’s so popular.
Well, they were right… I did notice and I noticed quick (and hard, lol) when I saw the pic above… what an ass! This teens’ ass is just amazing!
Sure she has the innocent look, I knew that before… she’s got the tight bod, I knew that before… But loads of girls have those attributes. That teen ass of Fiona Luv makes her stand out, makes me want to tell the world, that’s why you now see her here and will see her on alot of the new teen sites I’m building.
Take a good look at the teen picture gallery above then make sure to check out her site…. the pics are high quality, the vids are great and the ass is smokin’!!!
Click Here to Visit Fiona Luv’s Website
‘Til Later
Unkie Steve
Posted in Teens Nude | No Comments »
August 5th, 2006
 
 
Sample Teen Lesbos Movie Gallery
I’m still reeling from getting inside the members area of this site the other day. Some damn fine pics and movies… so I figured I’d have to bring you another series..
Nice… a teen lesbian threesome movie gallery this time… hard to complain about that. These three girls get into some hard licking and playing action that you’re sure to love. Of course the full length video at LezBTeens is better, but the samples are pretty good too. 
 CLICK HERE FOR ALL THE MOVIES AT LEZBTEENS
‘Til Later
Unkie Steve
Posted in Teen Lesbos | No Comments »
August 4th, 2006
These two guys meet after not having seen each other for many, many years.The first guy asks the second guy, “How have things been going?”Second guy speaking very slowly tells the first guy, “I – w a s – a l m o s t – m a r r i e d.”The first guy says in amazement, “Hey, you don’t stutter any more.”
The answer comes, “Y e s – I – w e n t – t o – a – d o c t o r – a n d – h e – t o l d – m e – t h a t – i f – I – s p e a k – s l o w l y – I – w i l l – n o t – s t u t t e r.”
The first friend congratulates him and than asks again about how he was almost married.
“W e l l – m y – f i a n c e e – a n d – I – w e r e – s i t t i n g – o n – h e r – p o r c h – a n d – t h e – d o g – w a s – s c r a t c h i n g – h i s – b a c k – a n d – I – t o l d – h e r – t h a t – w h e n – w e – a r e – m a r r i e d – s h e – c a n – d o – t h a t – f o r – m e – a n d – s h e – t h r e w – t h e – r i n g – i n – m y – f a c e.”
“Why should she throw the ring in your face for that?” asks the first friend.
“W e l l, – I – s p e a k – s o – s l o w l y – t h a t – b y – t h e – t i m e – s h e – l o o k e d – a t – t h e – d o g, h e – w a s – l i c k i n g – h i s – b a l l s!”
Posted in Adult Jokes | No Comments »
August 4th, 2006
Alexa Model Picture Gallery
Generally I’m not a huge fan of brunettes, but then there are a few who stand out amongst the crowd… Alexa is definitely one of those few. She’s got an all natural set of 34D’s that are so perfect you would almost have to think they are man made.
And those eyes, wow, enough to warm any man’s heart. Hard to believe she’s only 18!
Anyway, check out the sample picture gallery of this sexy teen, then take a look at her site, Alexa Model. You won’t regret a moment of it!
Click Here for More of Alexa Model
‘Til Later
Unkie Steve
Posted in Teens Nude | No Comments »