Teen Porn from Unkie Steve

Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in. The Bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. “We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It’s easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what’s inside.”

So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: “All the men here have it short and thin.” The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.

The sign on the second floor reads: “All the men here have it long and thin.” Still, this isn’t good enough so the friends continue on up.

They reach the third floor and the sign reads: “All the men here have it short and thick.” They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left, they continued on up.

On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: “All the men here have it long and thick.” The women get all excited and are going in when they realize that there is still one floor left.

Wondering what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth floor. There they find a sign that reads: “There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman.”

“Then”, asks the teacher, “What are you?”

“I’m a proud Canadian,” boasts the little girl.

The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Kristen why she is a Canadian. “Well, my mom and dad are Canadians, so I’m a Canadian too.”

The teacher is now angry. “That’s no reason,” she says loudly. “What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron. What would you be then?”

A pause, and a smile. “Then,” says Kristen, “I’d be an American.”

“I’m not going to tell you that!” the woman exclaimed. “That’s my business!”

“Sorry,” said the guy, “I didn’t realize you made a living out of it.”

The answer comes, “Y e s - I - w e n t - t o - a - d o c t o r - a n d - h e - t o l d - m e - t h a t - i f - I - s p e a k - s l o w l y - I - w i l l - n o t - s t u t t e r.”

The first friend congratulates him and than asks again about how he was almost married.

“W e l l - m y - f i a n c e e - a n d - I - w e r e - s i t t i n g - o n - h e r - p o r c h - a n d - t h e - d o g - w a s - s c r a t c h i n g - h i s - b a c k - a n d - I - t o l d - h e r - t h a t - w h e n - w e - a r e - m a r r i e d - s h e - c a n - d o - t h a t - f o r - m e - a n d - s h e - t h r e w - t h e - r i n g - i n - m y - f a c e.”

“Why should she throw the ring in your face for that?” asks the first friend.

“W e l l, - I - s p e a k - s o - s l o w l y - t h a t - b y - t h e - t i m e - s h e - l o o k e d - a t - t h e - d o g, h e - w a s - l i c k i n g - h i s - b a l l s!”

The woman, a bit startled, but intrigued, looked at her four items on the belt and, seeing nothing particularly unusual about her selections said, “Well, y’know, that’s right. But how in earth did you know that?

The drunk said, “Cause you’re uglier ‘n shit.”

“Did ya see that Darby?” Pat asked the other in shock and disbelief. “Is nothing holy to those Jewish people? I just can’t understand what the world is coming to these days. A man of the cloth indulging himself in sins of the flesh. ‘Tis a shame, I tell ya!”

Not long had passed when they saw a third man, a Catholic Priest, lurking about the house looking around to see if any one was watching and then quietly sneaking in the door.

“Oh no, Darby look!” Said Pat removing his cap. “One of the poor girls musta died!!”