Adult Joke : Three Old Black Ladies
Three old black ladies were getting ready to take a plane across the ocean.
The first lady said, “I don’t know bout y’all, but I’m gonna wear me some hot pink panties before I gets on that plane.”
“Why you gonna wear that?” the other two asked.
The first replied, “Cause, if that plane goes down and I’m out there laying butt-up in a corn field, they can find me first.”
The second lady says, “Well, I’m a-gonna wear me some fluorescent orange panties.”
“Why you gonna wear that?” the others asked. The second lady answered:
“Cause if this here plane is goin’ down and I’m floating butt-up in the ocean, they can see me first.”
The third old lady says, “Well, I’m not going to wear any panties……
“What? No panties?!” the others said in disbelief.
“That’s right; you heard me. I’m not wearing any panties,” the third lady said, “cause if this plane goes down, they always look for that black box first!!!”