Archive for August, 2006

Adult Joke : Canadian Pride

Thursday, August 10th, 2006

A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is an American. She asks her students to raise their hands if they were American too. Not really knowing why but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like flashy fireworks. There is, however, one exception. A girl named Kristen has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. “Because I am not an American.”

“Then”, asks the teacher, “What are you?”

“I’m a proud Canadian,” boasts the little girl.

The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Kristen why she is a Canadian. “Well, my mom and dad are Canadians, so I’m a Canadian too.”

The teacher is now angry. “That’s no reason,” she says loudly. “What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron. What would you be then?”

A pause, and a smile. “Then,” says Kristen, “I’d be an American.”

FTV Erika Getting Nude Outside

Tuesday, August 8th, 2006

FTV Erika Gets Nude
FTV Erika Picture Gallery

Here’s another sexy teen named Erika. This 19 year old has done it all for FTV Girls. From her first visit where she just posed nude for the camera… to her second visit where she masturbated herself to orgasm five times in under half an hour!

Then for her third visit she was 8 months pregnant and lactating, but that didn’t stop her from masturbating to orgasm again. Then she still came back 3 more times after that for even more fun and surprises.

It comes as no surprise that she was voted as one of the most popular FTV Girls ever! Everything she has done (including self fisting!) is on loads of pics and video inside the members area right now waiting for you to download. In fact there’s over 2000 mb of content of Erika alone, not too mention all the other sexy girls!

Click Here for more of Erika at FTV Girls

‘Til Later
Unkie Steve

Cute Blonde Teen With A Huge Dildo

Monday, August 7th, 2006

Vanessa Teen With a Big Orange Dildo
Vanessa Teen Sample Gallery

A naughty girl with an innocent look, Vanessa Teen is only 18 years old and knows how to work herself into a thriving orgasm with her nice assortment of toys.

In the teen picture gallery above you’ll see Vanessa outside, slowly stripping down til she’s totally naked and rubbing that big orange dildo over her petite body. If you want to see that dildo sliding in and out of her tight snatch though, you’ll have to become one of her many adoring members.

At under twenty bucks a month it’s not a bad deal, especially considering you also get access to some of her friends sites as a free bonus. If you do join, don’t bother with the trial… ten bucks for three days and recurs at a higher price if you don’t cancel, not worth it, go for (at least) the month!

Click Here for Vanessa Teen’s Website

‘Til Later
Unkie Steve

Adult Joke : Personal Question

Sunday, August 6th, 2006

A guy walked up to a beautiful young woman in a bar. “Do you mind if I ask you a personal question?” he said to her.

“I don’t know,” replied the beautiful young woman. “It depends how personal it is.” “OK,” the guy said. “How many men have you slept with?”

“I’m not going to tell you that!” the woman exclaimed. “That’s my business!”

“Sorry,” said the guy, “I didn’t realize you made a living out of it.”

The Sweet Teen Ass of Fiona Luv

Saturday, August 5th, 2006

Fiona Luv has a Sweet Ass
Fiona Luv Sample Gallery

I’ve seen Fiona’s site a dozen and one times over the last year or so and never real thought much about her, so never bothered to promote her site at all. Then the other day I was told I should actually look at some of her pics and I’d understand why she’s so popular.

Well, they were right… I did notice and I noticed quick (and hard, lol) when I saw the pic above… what an ass! This teens’ ass is just amazing!

Sure she has the innocent look, I knew that before… she’s got the tight bod, I knew that before… But loads of girls have those attributes. That teen ass of Fiona Luv makes her stand out, makes me want to tell the world, that’s why you now see her here and will see her on alot of the new teen sites I’m building.

Take a good look at the teen picture gallery above then make sure to check out her site…. the pics are high quality, the vids are great and the ass is smokin’!!!

Click Here to Visit Fiona Luv’s Website

‘Til Later
Unkie Steve

Three Teen Lesbos in Action

Saturday, August 5th, 2006

Three Teen Lesians Teen lesbos having sex Threeway teen lesbos sex
Sample Teen Lesbos Movie Gallery

I’m still reeling from getting inside the members area of this site the other day. Some damn fine pics and movies… so I figured I’d have to bring you another series..

Nice… a teen lesbian threesome movie gallery this time… hard to complain about that. These three girls get into some hard licking and playing action that you’re sure to love. Of course the full length video at LezBTeens is better, but the samples are pretty good too. ;)

 CLICK HERE FOR ALL THE MOVIES AT LEZBTEENS

‘Til Later
Unkie Steve

Adult Joke : The Stutterer

Friday, August 4th, 2006

These two guys meet after not having seen each other for many, many years.The first guy asks the second guy, “How have things been going?”Second guy speaking very slowly tells the first guy, “I - w a s - a l m o s t - m a r r i e d.”The first guy says in amazement, “Hey, you don’t stutter any more.”

The answer comes, “Y e s - I - w e n t - t o - a - d o c t o r - a n d - h e - t o l d - m e - t h a t - i f - I - s p e a k - s l o w l y - I - w i l l - n o t - s t u t t e r.”

The first friend congratulates him and than asks again about how he was almost married.

“W e l l - m y - f i a n c e e - a n d - I - w e r e - s i t t i n g - o n - h e r - p o r c h - a n d - t h e - d o g - w a s - s c r a t c h i n g - h i s - b a c k - a n d - I - t o l d - h e r - t h a t - w h e n - w e - a r e - m a r r i e d - s h e - c a n - d o - t h a t - f o r - m e - a n d - s h e - t h r e w - t h e - r i n g - i n - m y - f a c e.”

“Why should she throw the ring in your face for that?” asks the first friend.

“W e l l, - I - s p e a k - s o - s l o w l y - t h a t - b y - t h e - t i m e - s h e - l o o k e d - a t - t h e - d o g, h e - w a s - l i c k i n g - h i s - b a l l s!”

Picture Gallery of a Sexy Brunette

Friday, August 4th, 2006

Alexa Model
Alexa Model Picture Gallery

Generally I’m not a huge fan of brunettes, but then there are a few who stand out amongst the crowd… Alexa is definitely one of those few. She’s got an all natural set of 34D’s that are so perfect you would almost have to think they are man made.

And those eyes, wow, enough to warm any man’s heart. Hard to believe she’s only 18!

Anyway, check out the sample picture gallery of this sexy teen, then take a look at her site, Alexa Model. You won’t regret a moment of it!

Click Here for More of Alexa Model

‘Til Later
Unkie Steve

Nude Pictures of Jordan Capri

Thursday, August 3rd, 2006

 Jordan Capri After a Bath
Jorday Capri Picture Gallery

Here’s a fine little hottie that you’re sure to recognize - Jordan Capri. She’s the face of innocence with the attitude we all love… this teen loves to get naked for the camera. And thankfully for us she’s been showing more and more of her girl on girl tendencies lately. :)

I don’t know if you seen or not, but a few months ago she actually did a lesbo scene with Tawnee Stone! It was Tawnee’s first lesbian experience and I know it was a scene I’ll never forget and one you definitely shouldn’t miss. Sometime soon I’ll see if I can find some samples from that series for you.

It’s just too bad she hasn’t done a boy/girl scene yet. Hopefully she eventually will, I’d pay good money to see that shit… I’d pay even better money to be the stunt cock… lol.

Click Here for More of Jordan Capri

‘Til Later
Unkie Steve

Adult Joke : A Drunk Shopping

Wednesday, August 2nd, 2006

A woman was shopping at her local supermarket, where she selected a quart of milk, a carton of eggs, juice, and a package of bacon.As she was unloading her items on the conveyer belt check out, a drunk standing behind her, watched as she placed her items in front of the cashier. He said, “You must be single.”

The woman, a bit startled, but intrigued, looked at her four items on the belt and, seeing nothing particularly unusual about her selections said, “Well, y’know, that’s right. But how in earth did you know that?

The drunk said, “Cause you’re uglier ‘n shit.”